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Total Medals Earned: 25 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 290 Points

Alien Infection

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Infected 5 Points

Complete the game.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 5/44 (50/500 points)

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Gyossait

Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/220 points)

Born Again 5 Points

Experience rebirth the first time.

Self Defense 5 Points

Kill an enemy with their own projectile

Advisory Animal 5 Points

Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.

Human Nature 5 Points

Kill a living creature with your weapon

The Call 5 Points

Awaken her guardians

Facade Breaks 10 Points

Defeat Uzaza

End of Us 50 Points

Complete the game with the aid of the gun

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Lucky Tower 2

Medals Earned: 2/16 (50/475 points)

Immortal Melody 25 Points

Triumph of art

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Brazendorn 10 Points

Glorious arrival

Defender Of Manhood 10 Points

Pow!

Double the Wanderlust 10 Points

Two of a kind

Eggsplosion 10 Points

Enjoying the beauty of nature

Cleanse the City 25 Points

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Cozy Fur 25 Points

Fluffy pelts from sexy animals

Armore 50 Points

Love is everywhere

Death 50 Points

Ha-ha!

Destiny 50 Points

The quest continues

Kinghood 50 Points

Sudden coronation

Sword Of Glory 100 Points

The blade of King Morus' final battle!

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Madness: Project Nexus (Classic)

Medals Earned: 5/16 (75/480 points)

Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points

[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points

[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points

[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points

[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points

[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.

Mercy 5 Points

Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.

Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty

Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty

Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty

Savior's Sword 25 Points

Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points

[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points

[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.

Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points

[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.

Do What Comes Natural 100 Points

Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.

Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points

[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

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ROT

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)

Power Up! 5 Points

Use special action.

Beginner's Luck 5 Points

Win a battle.

Additional Player 10 Points

Recruit a survivor.

Costume Party 10 Points

Have a character wear an equipment set.

No Retreat! No surrender! 10 Points

Win battles twice in a row.

Nuts And Bolts 10 Points

Craft 5 equipment upgrades.

Good Catch 25 Points

Kill a mini boss.

Killing Spree 25 Points

Kill 300 zombies.

Master Craftsman 25 Points

Craft 15 equipment upgrades.

No One Left Behind 25 Points

Recruit all survivors.

Big Game Hunter 50 Points

Kill all mini bosses.

Good To Go! 50 Points

Finish chapter 2.

The End? 50 Points

Finish the game.

We Are Alone! 50 Points

Finish chapter 1.

Zombie Slayer 50 Points

Kill 800 zombies.

Lessons Learned 100 Points

Reach party level 12.

Stranger Danger Game

Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)

Fondled! 5 Points

Mr. Lester... First name Mo.

Oney 5 Points

Stranger Danger commercial!

Sweet Tooth 10 Points

Never take candy from strangers!

Trigger-Treat

Medals Earned: 5/10 (70/255 points)

I killed fiddy men 5 Points

Kill fiddy men

Plank 5 Points

Plank for 5 seconds

Brainsplosion 25 Points

5 consecutive headshots

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I'm runnin circles around ya! 5 Points

Run in place for 5 seconds

the candy man 50 Points

collect 150 candies

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[REVIVE]

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)

First Flight 5 Points

Beat Room 5

Dead End 25 Points

Get the bad ending

Expertly Done 1 25 Points

Complete Expert Room 1

Expertly Done 2 25 Points

Complete Expert Room 2

Living End 50 Points

Get the good ending

Time Trophy 100 Points

Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes

Wit of Citrus 100 Points

Obtain all 19 grapefruits