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Total Medals Earned: 25 (From 7 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 290 Points

Alien Infection

Infected Unlocked 2/25/13
5 Points
Complete the game.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Elf Story

Baseball Bat Unlocked 2/12/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 2/12/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Start Unlocked 2/12/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Goober Unlocked 2/12/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
Controller Unlocked 2/12/13
25 Points
You found the video game controller!
Arrow Death 5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword 5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies 5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation 5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Shrunken Head 25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 5/44 (50/500 points)

Gyossait

Born Again Unlocked 2/15/13
5 Points
Experience rebirth the first time.
Self Defense Unlocked 2/15/13
5 Points
Kill an enemy with their own projectile
Advisory Animal 5 Points Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.
Human Nature 5 Points Kill a living creature with your weapon
The Call 5 Points Awaken her guardians
Facade Breaks 10 Points Defeat Uzaza
End of Us 50 Points Complete the game with the aid of the gun
Insult to Injury Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Curiouser and Curiouser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Altruist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/220 points)

LuckyTower 2 (NO LOADER!)

Immortal Melody Unlocked 4/3/13
25 Points
Triumph of art
Secret Hallway Unlocked 4/3/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Brazendorn 10 Points Glorious arrival
Defender Of Manhood 10 Points Pow!
Double the Wanderlust 10 Points Two of a kind
Eggsplosion 10 Points Enjoying the beauty of nature
Cleanse the City 25 Points :)
Cozy Fur 25 Points Fluffy pelts from sexy animals
Armore 50 Points Love is everywhere
Death 50 Points Ha-ha!
Destiny 50 Points The quest continues
Kinghood 50 Points Sudden coronation
Sword Of Glory 100 Points The blade of King Morus' final battle!
Cake is my favourite vegetable. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
W.U.R.S.T Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Spare some Bling Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/16 (50/475 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath Unlocked 2/22/13
25 Points
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod Unlocked 2/22/13
25 Points
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Mercy 5 Points Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points [Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points [Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points [Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Can You Hear Me Now Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/16 (75/480 points)

ROT

Power Up! Unlocked 4/5/13
5 Points
Use special action.
Beginner's Luck 5 Points Win a battle.
Additional Player 10 Points Recruit a survivor.
Costume Party 10 Points Have a character wear an equipment set.
No Retreat! No surrender! 10 Points Win battles twice in a row.
Nuts And Bolts 10 Points Craft 5 equipment upgrades.
Good Catch 25 Points Kill a mini boss.
Killing Spree 25 Points Kill 300 zombies.
Master Craftsman 25 Points Craft 15 equipment upgrades.
No One Left Behind 25 Points Recruit all survivors.
Big Game Hunter 50 Points Kill all mini bosses.
Good To Go! 50 Points Finish chapter 2.
The End? 50 Points Finish the game.
We Are Alone! 50 Points Finish chapter 1.
Zombie Slayer 50 Points Kill 800 zombies.
Lessons Learned 100 Points Reach party level 12.

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)

Stranger Danger Game

Fondled! Unlocked 2/15/13
5 Points
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Oney Unlocked 2/15/13
5 Points
Stranger Danger commercial!
Sweet Tooth Unlocked 2/15/13
10 Points
Never take candy from strangers!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)

Trigger-Treat

I killed fiddy men Unlocked 2/15/13
5 Points
Kill fiddy men
Plank Unlocked 2/15/13
5 Points
Plank for 5 seconds
ground-ded Unlocked 2/15/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Brainsplosion Unlocked 2/15/13
25 Points
5 consecutive headshots
tv-ded Unlocked 2/15/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm runnin circles around ya! 5 Points Run in place for 5 seconds
the candy man 50 Points collect 150 candies
dead-ded Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Smashing Pumpkin Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
god-ded Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/10 (70/255 points)

[REVIVE]

First Flight Unlocked 2/18/13
5 Points
Beat Room 5
Dead End 25 Points Get the bad ending
Expertly Done 1 25 Points Complete Expert Room 1
Expertly Done 2 25 Points Complete Expert Room 2
Living End 50 Points Get the good ending
Time Trophy 100 Points Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Wit of Citrus 100 Points Obtain all 19 grapefruits

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)